Some alien grey Converse are spotted in Roswell in today’s instalment o the 365-day charity trainers challenge…
Close encounters of the Convsere kind as some suspiciously familiar-looking grey aliens crash-land near the Roswell branch of SFX. Below are the shocking pictures of the alien autopsy that we’ve uncovered despite the Government’s best efforts to deny everything. (Well, we rung our local MP and he said, “What the f**k are you going on about?” We’d call that denial, wouldn’t you?”)
Will the mystery ever be solved? Will Richard Edwards ever get his grey Converse back? Why are the laces always so long on Converse All-Stars these days (you can’t see, but under those turn-ups I’ve got the laces looped round my ankles so many time it looks like I”m wearing ballet shoes)? And why is K9 in the picture below? Not to mention a penguin in a bubble? All these questions will be completely ignored in tomorrow’s The Sole Of Sci-Fi.
Current total: £490 (so nearly at the £500!)
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