Sole Of Sci-Fi travels to Santa Carla for a little bit of vampire slaying…
Last night I Tweeted that today’s photo was never going to work. Now I’ve put it together… I’m still not sure it has. But hey, they can’t all be masterpieces and it just about works as a homage to The Lost Boys. If you can work out what’s going on…
The angle doesn’t exactly show off the trainers well, and as they’re a loan pair from Jordan they deserve a bit more respect, so here are those Nikes in full…
They’re not a style I’ve ever come across before, ad there’s no label on them revealing what they’re called, but they’re pretty damned smart. The only worrying thing about them was for a while I thought they had a Burberry lining – and I’ve never worn Burberry in my life (I may be from the South East but I’m not from Essex). Luckily it turns out it’s only pretend Burberry. Actually, not sure if that’s better or worse. At least you can’t spot it from the outside. Much.
I actually wrote the following article a few years back, about how Buffy The Vampire Slayer may never have existed if not for The Lost Boys. I though this would be a great excuse to dust it down and give it another airing:
Don’t go blaming Joss Whedon for the current glut of shows filled with conflicted teen vampires, dewy-eyed fangbangers and hip, trash-culture dialogue. For one thing, LJ Smith’s The Vampire Diaries novels (1991 onwards) predate Buffy, while the TV series Forever Knight (1992) was almost a dry run for Angel (1999).
So there was already a trend emerging before Whedon shoved a stake in the unlikely hands of a blonde, Californian teenager. And if any film can be credited with kickstarting the vampire genere metamorphosis from velvet-cloaked Hammer hams and Anne Rice-style Byron wannabes into pin-up friendly, fanged James Deans, it was 1987’s The Lost Boys.
Directed by Joel Schumacher, The Lost Boys was a massive seismic shift in the way vampires were portrayed. Although its bloodsuckers are still undeniably the villains, the allure of the vampiric life is implicit in the way the vampires come across in the film. And hey, if you looked as great as the youthful Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric or Jami Gertz, why would you not want to live forever?
Still not convinced? Then here’s evidence that Buffy owes its existence to The Lost Boys.
1 The Lost Boys featured the first teen idol vampire pin-up
Okay, in one significant way David is not a direct influence on Angel, Spike, Stefan Salvatore, Edward Cullen, et al – he revelled in his evil, vampire instincts, and wouldn’t have dreamed of chowing down on rats or raiding hospital blood banks instead of drinking from a human source direct. But David – played with an understated relish by Kiefer Sutherland – is the first cool, hip rebel without a cause-style vampire in film and TV history. He rides a motorbike, wears leather, has stubble and smoulders. He is the vampire as pop idol. He made being a vampire seem cool. He even shed a tear at one point, betraying – perhaps – a sensitive soul. He may be the bad guy, but he’s also a poster boy for turning to the dark side. He’s certainly a more interesting character than the wet Michael (Jason Patric).
2 The music of the night
From the moment Echo And The Bunnymen’s jaunty version of The Doors’ “People Are Strange” strums into action over the opening credits, The Lost Boys marries pop music to the vampire mythos in a way that has shaped vampire soundtracks ever since. Okay, the bands that the Scooby gang would watch in The Bronze had slightly more alternative cred than the strutting, poodle-rocker that Michael and his brother Sam watch on the Santa Carla boardwalk, but the underlying rationale is the same – this new style of vampire tale exists in the same cultural world as its viewers.
3 The geek heroes
Whedon is (justifiably) lauded for celebrating the geek: Willow, Andrew, Xander, among others. But the original geek vampire hunters were The Lost Boys’ Frog Brothers – Edgar and Alan Frog (Corey Feldman and Jamison Newlander). We first meet them in a comic store, advising Santa Carla newcomer Sam (Corey Haim) to read a vampire comic, telling him to regard it as a “survival manual”. And they’ve clearly seen Rambo a few too many times. By the end of the film, Sam (himself an unashamed comics fan who sorts the store’s Superman comics into the right order) has become an honorary Frog Bro’ too.
4 Teen soap
A large element of Buffy was teen soap, featuring an impossibly good-looking cast (even most of the geeks) dealing with relationship problems. The Lost Boys got there first. Sam’s brother Michael (Jason Patric) only becomes involved with the vampires because he fancies a girl (Star, played by Jami Getz). The Lost Boys is as much a love story as a horror story.
5 Dialogue to die for
One of Buffy’s greatest strengths was Whedon’s achingly witty dialogue. Admittedly The Lost Boys’ script never matches his ability to create such an avalanche of snappy one-liners, but it does have its fair share of memorable lines. More importantly, you can certainly detect the seeds of the kind of gleefully quirky dialogue that Whedon would later refine in lines like “My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait till mom finds out, buddy!” and “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”
6 The culture show
Characters in Buffy were always namechecking films, comics, TV shows, bands and other zeitgeist-trembling ephemera. As did The Lost Boys, with references such as “The bloodsucking Brady Bunch”, “Warp speed”, “The Flying Nun” and “The Attack of Eddie Munster”.
7 Metaphor for life
If you thought Buffy invented the idea of using horror tropes as a metaphor for teenage strife, think again. The Lost Boys’ tag line – “Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die” – makes it clear that the film’s makers saw a clear parallel between being a vampire and being a teenager. Plus, Sam and Michael’s mum (Dianne Wiest) is a divorcee who (unknowingly) starts dating a vampire, allowing the writers to play with that old dramatic cliché – the unwanted potential new dad.
8 Big bad businessman
The Lost Boys even has a Big Bad, who, in true Buffy style, turns out to be an outwardly respectable businessman. Max may only be a videostore owner, but he is also a clear precursor to Mayor Wilkins and the lawyers of Wolfram And Hart.
9 Vamping out
The “vamp out” is a c0ncept inextricably linked to Buffy The Vampire Slayer, so much so it seems improbable it could have originated anywhere else. But The Lost Boys got there first:
Michael: “If something happens down there, I won’t have the strength to protect you.”
Edgar: “If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it!”
10 Santa clause
Both The Lost Boys and Buffy take place in California, partly, no doubt, because that’s where Hollywood is based, but there’s more to it than that. California injects some interesting dramatic ironies into the vampire myth, not least because it’s just kinda fun having vampires in one of the US’s sunniest states. But also, the hedonistic California lifestyle with its population of bubbleheaded valley girls and desperate wannabes also provides a stark contrast to the scuzzy, bloody word of vampires.
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But the biggest new haul was once again from the Future Sports division – specifically Elizabeth Elliott to whom I am very grateful. Look at these boxes of delights! She said they were sent in for a feature; I’ve looked inside the boxes and can only assume the feature was “Most Garish Trainers”. Watch this space!
I also had to ask him why he’s strangling a dog on his Ian Somerhalder Foundation charity website. Apparently he’s just being affectionate. That’s his own rescue dog, Nietzsche. Which he pronounces the American way so she’s Neeshee, not Nee-chuh. As he pointed out, Neeshee sounds a lot cuter that Nee-chuh.
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